Lost in [Google] Translation

I got lost in Google translate. I rang the line
‘Hello, is anyone there? Can you hear me? Who are you?’
through Arabic, Filipino, Greek, Korean and Turkish. I returned
the translations to English and found
these lines. These voices were made to be heard.


Hi, listen to me.
How are you listening to me? Who are you?
From here? Can you hear me who you are?
Hello; there is someone; do you hear who you are?
Hello, here you are, who are you listening to?
Are you here? You want me to hear from you?
Hello, I’m listening to you, who are you?
How are you?
How do you hear me?
From here; listen to me who you are.
Hi? Do you listen to me?
Hello? Is anyone listening to me?
Hey, do you all have one? Listen to me who are you?
Hello; is there anyone there? You hear me, who are you?
Hey, is it all there? Do you hear me? Who are you?
Hello? Can anyone listen to me?
Hey, you’re there. Who are you listening to?
Hi, from there, you listen to me?
Hi, there anyone there? Are you listening to me? Who are you?
Hi there, you heard me there.
How can you hear me?
Are you here?
Hello, you are listening to me.
Are you here? Are you listening to me?
Hi? is there anybody?
Hello; who has heard me?
Hello? Can you hear me?
Hello; do you hear me who you are?
Hello, from there? Do you hear me? Who are you?
Hello, who are you out there? Are you listening to me?




Dylan Booth

Back to The Phone Book